Wolfie: Yo yo Boo!
Helen: …
Wolfie: It’s schweet right. I is awesome!
Helen: …
Wolfie: …
Helen: …and this is why I refuse to be seen with you in public. ALWAYS.
Wolfie: …But—
Helen: —ALWAYS.
Wolfie: …
Helen: …
Wolfie: …It’s so yellow—
Helen: —It’s an eyesore!
Wolfie: …I think it’s cute.
Helen: … *sigh*
Wolfie: So I can’t have awesome things ‘cause they embarass you…talk about pot calling the kettle black.
Helen: What was that.
Wolfie: nothing…
Helen: … *narrows eyes*
Wolfie: …
Helen: …
Wolfie: … *blinks innocently*
Helen: …WHAT?!?
Wolfie: Nothing really. It doesn’t matter anymore. It’s not like you in a bathroom again or I…
Helen: .. huh?
Wolfie: I don’t know…
Helen: Wolfie…
Wolfie: What’s going one…where am i…
Helen: Oh no not again.
Wolfie: Imma scarwed…
Helen: I do not understand. You are confuzzling. SRSLY.
Wolfie: …no I not.
Helen: YES. Yes, you are.
I'm just waiting for my life to begin.